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Hotel Pranks, Boxing and Pete's Rants | Overtime Ep 37
In Overtime Episode 37 of the Off The Job: A Trade Podcast, Kieran and Pete dive into another round of wild stories, banter, and unforgettable moments! From a naked headstand prank during a hotel stay to heated discussions on the latest Anthony Joshua boxing match, this episode has it all. The guys also introduce a brand new segment—Rant of the Week—where Pete hilariously unloads about terrible drivers and people who just can't stop saying, "It could be worse."
Plus, we talk about the upcoming PHEX North live show at Old Trafford on October 9th, and share our thoughts on the survival of old-school retail stores like HMV and GAME.
Tune in for:
- 🤣 Crazy hotel pranks
- 🥊 Boxing breakdowns
- 🚗 Pete’s road rage rant
- 🏟️ PHEX North live show plans
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oh we're going to PHEX oh PHEX no yeah we're going up there theatre of dreams why'd you keep saying the theatre of dreams that's what Old Trafford is known as the theatre of dreams yeah it's at Old Trafford Stadium in Manchester yeah we're gonna be there on the 9th of october
another live show around 2:30 and we should get bums on seats we put what what would you like to see in our new Kieran versus Pete series Aaron Blythe said uh a Marathon there is no way I'm running health problems if i ran a marathon i'd probably die I got heart problems yeah but it could be worse what? hello welcome to off the job overtime where there's banter and your story shared please be warned there may be some general explicit content welcome to off the job overtime um how you been keiran? you been all right mate? yeah not bad mate yeah we've been up to anything much um weekend not that exciting Saturday play Rugby we won our first game oh right how many games you played three oh it's not too bad one out of three games yeah you'll end up mid table won't you I suppose hopefully um yeah play Rugby the evening went to like a moonlight swim but there was no moon cause two nights before there was you had the uh you see the full moon hmm with a bright moon but the night they're doing the moonlight swim it weren't there ha ha it's too cloudy oh a shame that was interesting then Sunday popped to bluewater which I hate (bluewater?) going shopping yeah uh I took my bird to a lakeside Saturday did ya yeah first time she been she's never been lakeside before what does she prefer Lakeside or Bluewater um I don't know not too sure she loved Lakeside though hmm Lakeside's pretty cool Lakeside is a good place to think shopping centre's are shit do you know this brings you under something shops are struggling to stay open I think House House of Fraser shutting down in bluewater that's a big store that shut in Lakeside ages ago but one shop we walked past was HMV and how the hell is that still going I said that to her but it's the HMV store yeah it's called the HMV Shop whatever so they must have changed it somehow and they've just probably just got these is there any more about the country or is it just them two stores in them two places that it is going I don't know cause it went bust didn't it? no I don't know did HMV go bust or did I get bought out by someone whatever or something happened right how is that still going everything online online yeah I should have walked in there to see what they sell must have changed it up hmm yeah I don't know is game still around no I don't think it might be might be but again all you like all your games you can buy online now as well can't you so just yeah why don't you download them all now you don't need the physical disc no um you can still get physical discs but you can also download them yeah it's mad init game and H m V still open but yeah no it was um yeah that was the first time she'd been but she liked because they got um was it is it H&M there H&M there they got H&M home at Lakeside as well so you're very interested in that I mean going back to HMV but obviously all the DVDs are gone and CDs bloody games but what about when you used to get the men going around the boot fairs with the selling the DVDs the dodgy ones oh yeah there used to be a bloke used to come in the pub yeah and um I wonder what they would you and they sell right now what did they sell but I know they sold some stuff that was pretty damn bad they used to wear a big jacket didn't they just open up their jacket yeah they're all there my mates always used to manage to nick them off them they'd say what you got there and I get them all out and then all the DVDs would get passed around and then one of my mates will go in his pocket and then he wouldn't realize that one had been nicked and then one of the one of the old boys well actually bought a DVD off him so he could take it home to watch with his missus and my mate probably I don't know what DVD it was but it was probably something like horse porn or something he he he he he swapped it with the actual DVD that the old boy taken home for his Mrs so you know it's the life of tech now, everything is streamed probably didn't get anything that night Robbie what sites you go on to watch it excuse me? excuse me you used to buy DVDs of of of what of the um the man at the boot sale yeah what sort of DVDs are we talking about I was talking about oh he's a bit younger that he might not he might not know did you ever know about the DVD man about buying DVDs to watch DVDs at booth no they they used to be pirate DVDs yeah was you you old enough I don't think you're old they used to they used to go around the pubs not just the boots as they used to go around the pub selling them as well yeah yeah he got more than what he showed you yeah it weren't just a film that's out in cinema it wasn't just one of them ones that you see in the cinema and heads at the bottom of it you remember that they used to record them in the cinema didn't they sell them off to pirate I remember the first ever pirate film I see was Ghostbusters 2 this is how long ago it was right I haven't seen it and and a kid bought it just been a Cypress on his holidays right you know when you are in school holidays and I think it was Christmas time or something you can watch it down and they'll put a film on and that he bought this Ghostbusters 2 in to watch cause nobody had seen it and the teacher oh yeah we won't mind seeing it as well all you see was heads in the cinema just going up and down you can hear it at all and it was like you know a lot of Cypriot Cypriot subtitles across it and it was madness because no one watch DVDs but went around my dads the other day didn't I put that TV up oh you did it in the end did you yes I got a new TV that a mega old TV they said how can we plug in our DVD player still but it was the old red yellow and white leads weren't even HDMI oh I was thinking like how's this still even working but yeah things of yeah shopping centres are dying, just smash your dad to bits on his technology yeah don't worry ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what you do the weekend other than shopping centre went to Lakeside it went my mum's uh it was my mum's 74th? 73rd? oh dear bad in it I'm sure she's 73 anyway I took her for an Indian and the kids and me Mrs we went for an Indian um down at the local Indian restaurant it's where you normally go and it was nice and Robbie has experienced some of that today oh so that was what you were moaning about? his farting outside cause he was outside cause we took it she bagged it up cause it was a bit left over she went can we take her home and they bagged it up for us so we took it home and then fried it up last night the remains of it and had it with potato I've never had that (potatoe wedges) you know people say like you shit it out the next day and you have a sore arse I've never had that right do you reckon it's an actual thing yeah course it is depends on your spicy food mate yeah do you do you eat spicy food uh chicken tikka masala yeah spicy food keiran I do yeah I used to eat um so I got message for an interrupted my oh yeah go on yeah don't worry about it don't worry about us and you deal with your people what was I saying spicy food yeah I used what curries did I used to eat obviously back in the day chicken tikka masala which is like English apparently chicken korma that's that's an animal that's the that's the worst ones in it phall thats a baby cow in it? I'll tell you what you be shitting through the iron needle today oh my God what did I see I see a post the other day and it was like there's actually advertising horse meat it was another country though it was Italy it was Gio what is in Italy and Sicily yeah and there's like an outdoor takeaway thing and I was advertising that horse meat did they have any of them DVDs on sale next to it I don't know this is bloody Italy yeah I'm never yeah that is oh I bet you I bet you've eaten a horse and you ain't known about it cause it was that scandal wasn't it back few years ago that horse meat was being in our meat over here in some of the like the packaged meat and all that yeah you can buy like ostrich meat you ever tried that no my bird had it the other day she didn't like it why I don't know I said well don't bury your head in the sand over it oh that's terrible it is terrible that was terrible that was she got to do with sand she actually said to me that is the worst joke you've ever said in your life worst joke and I agreed it was terrible um go on what you wanna talk about oh we're going to PHEX oh PHEX North yeah we're going out there so when this comes out we're there the week after theatre of dreams why'd you keep saying the theatre of dreams that's what Old Trafford is known as the theatre of dreams yeah is it Old Trafford Stadium in Manchester uh yeah we're gonna be there on October 9th yep 30 and we should get bums on seats yeah we got bums on seats in south will definitely get bums on seats in north we might not be liked by northerners they like us yeah they like us we got a few northern friends they'll tell their mates their mates will tell their mates and then you know before you know it we're playing the stadium itself you know what I mean we're gonna have to have some more seats here can we go out into the stadium oh that's wishful thinking we don't live in the middle of the stage run I just run away with myself how many seats do they got what in the station did you watch the oh this is a good one did you watch the boxing Saturday yeah ha what did you think what did you think that Joshua I enjoyed it yeah I hate when when a fight ends too soon so how many rounds was five so that weren't bad he got knocked on his arse in the first round yeah oh no this is I didn't want it to end she was moaning she just spent 20 quid on it do you know she's oh for freak's sake every time we buy a box and it ends early I was like well you know lucky you didn't go there isn't it you know what I mean yeah I hate when it ends early but I think a good five rounds I thought AJ was gonna come back and knock him out uh which nearly happened he did didn't he and then I was like oh he's hit him he's got he's got him now he sniffed blood, bang he was down but yeah he couldn't even get up cause he was trying to do headstands yeah he was done weren't he? I thought I saw what's my whole feed this week on Facebook this after the weekend is full of AJ he stood full of boxing for AJ fight Dubois fight and and and they're saying about a rematch and all that and a rematch cause he's like he was the challenger how comes he gets a rematch clause and the fact was I've commented one of these I was like is he gonna put his hands up next rematch his hands were down here oh no I ain't a boxer but it seemed to me that your twin was there weren't he yeah usyk, usyk he was there yeah but his hands were down here it was so I think he was trying to invite him in when he was trying to invite him in and then counter him in but who did you wanna win I wasn't bothered to be honest but I looked at Dubois I must admit I looked at Dubois walking and then I looked at like AJ walking I thought AJ don't want it he was too chilled he's weren't trying to act like zen he looks scared to me to me he looks he looked as though he had more on him then that then he didn't say he wasn't you could say it was looked like he had more pressure on him than Dubois Dubois was champion but Dubois walked in like yeah I'm just gonna do him and he done him he done it he done a number on him dude he starts poking his tongue out and stuff he shouldn't do that get all cocky yeah but I don't know if that's the case of I'm trying to show a bit of bravado showing that I'm not really that scared and putting a brave face on it and you think cause his legs were gone the first round his legs were completely gone when they that was it a left hook as well when his legs went like jelly like Bambi on ice um the I can't remember what that the first one was an over and right yeah and I think he got chin and hit him with a left hook and then he went against the ropes but yeah but like his ankle was gonna yeah he would just went and then he slipped over didn't he but that he slipped over cause his legs were bendy I think I think he was just all over the place but when he come out in the fifth I thought away we go we sniff blood now he's gonna have it and then Bolch and it was a little and everyone's going that wasn't a proper if you got hit by that punch that right that right hook that would have but to me I just felt to myself I was disowned cause he lent into as well everybody saying yeah cause Joshua's leaning in so his own way is gone against him and he when he's cracked him and I thought to myself I would have been I would have preferred a 10 rounder and I wouldn't want him to have gone out in the fashion that he did cause to me after I said he's done you know he'll fight again but I don't he's like 35 now innit yeah I think it's just going to the rematch he done it with um Bruce but like but then that fight he took him to the end I think I think if he goes in for a fight again I think Dubois will spark him again he gotta lose I think rather three fights against what did he have to lose this time he have anything to lose when he went in this time did he every time it's just a setback and think yourself how can you keep quite like being put back down and climb back it would show his character if he did come back but it's all money in it it's all stew of money did you see Tyson Fury after he's like ash just cost me 150 million quid did you see Conor McGregor the way he walks around with cigar he's such a donut in there oh how could he walk around like that he just bosses it yeah yeah he gets away with it though don't he cause he does that's his character in it that's him I think it's great to go on even a lot was it I think so well now you obviously know is it but I suppose it's about woman just carrying a handbag in it but it was it was good it's good to watch it's good to watch the I like to see that uh I mean obviously we're armchair analysis as well but you got so many other people out there like saying it was it was a fix it was a that punch would never me and even oh for God's sake do you know what I mean how hard is it to walk in a boxing ring you know what I mean how are I think to myself sometimes I could mix it in a boxing ring right and I actually went boxing through a couple of like three times but and the training absolutely ruined me and to think when I see them people taking liver shots and that I'm I'm I'm gone if so if anyone I'm dead if somebody me in the liver like that a professional boxer I'm dead there's no way I'm mixing it with anyone do you know what I mean but all these people like armchair enthusiasts just saying how shitty is it off you getting that ring mate fuck that that is a different level getting in the boxing ring in it so on the overtime we're gonna introduce a new segment which is rant to the week we know Pete loves a rant so everyone has a rant each week so send us in a rant that you might have had and I think we should kick it off for you pete have you got a rant to start us off with right I am coming in here today I tell you what right my journey today has been from Kent over to Essex to take my children to school then I've come back over to Kent to do this with you
I left at 5:00 in the morning well what was it doing earlier it was raining wasn't it when it rains people cannot and drive and it's the same people like Audi drivers or BMW drivers just drive like idiots is it a bit of rain over the people still drive they don't drive to the conditions of the road do they they drive like in deeps you don't know what happens what happens is them dibs calls about 100 other people's problems yeah we can bleep it out they cause 100,000 other people's problems yeah what? bleep it out as if it's gonna be so much easy work yeah of course it will it's gonna be 100,000 people's problem because they drive like an idiot do you know what I mean how do you know they drove that an idiot I do anything that happens on the road is down to you someone might have pulled out on him it's down to human error whoever it was whoever pulled out on him yeah it's their fault they're an idiot do you know what I mean Jesus Christ yeah anymore yeah I've got more I've got more I'll tell you what else as well right yeah when you're having a bad day like a real not bad that what a bad time of your life right bad time of your life right you'd always get that cock right you'll always get their names are normally something like I don't know Alan or Angela Greg yeah they'll come up to you right and you're having a real shit time and they'll go well it could be worse you might not have any legs and you think to yourself how the how is that helpful how is that helpful or how is that cushioning the blow of the situation of like maybe a divorce a house loss a job loss yeah how is that relevant to this situation how is that relevant to the situation now it's like you wouldn't walk up to stop a bloke who just had his legs amputated and go you know what at least you got arms you wouldn't you'll do it would you you wouldn't do that would you huh why do it better than people generally speaking no no it is what it is these people genuinely speaking have no problems in their lives at the moment yeah but they feel the need to comment to you to say well you're lucky you can a walk mate well no they ain't nothing to do with it is it these people I wanna seek him out these people wanna seek him out I'm one of those no yeah I wanna seek him out I want you having a bit cause we all have bad days we all have bad days when they're having a bad day so I'm done I wanna look them up and down yeah look at my might be a bit awkward yeah if Angeles wearing a short skirt well look their legs up and down right and I'm gonna say well hmm you're lucky in ya least you can fucking run away from your problems you prick do you know what I mean then people hate them just leave it anymore Pete I could rant all day really doing a really well could yeah you know what I mean yeah I've got a heart condition as well yeah well it could be worse repeat of it it could be worse pete, it helps I fully agree with you you fully agree with me Robbie yeah definitely no I think it's cause I'm still on that side of the fence if someone's having that bad time it's the mindset if you think they're not in that mindset yeah you're not in that mindset what what yeah but that's why they're trying to help you no they're not helping you're not helping by giving it by saying something absolutely fucking stupid like well you never know it could be worse can you least you got a roof over your head that does help you though no we don't that don't help the situation that somebody's going through at the moment yeah because you're not living it you're just depends on the situation you're commenting on the situation you're commenting from an outsider's point of view who's not experienced the same shit as they're going through but but what you go on out tell us what you're saying yeah go on I think what it it it all does depend on the person but sometimes you if you're having a really really bad day you just want someone to listen to you rather than hitting you back with well it could have been worse yeah it's patronising it it's it's it's not patronising it's patronising it can be but yeah again it depends on the person so some people will take it in a patronising manner and some people will find it helpful to change their mindset it all depends on the person yeah and what you're going through as well is this like people tell you that if you went to therapy I remember this if you went to therapy they're gonna sell this let me remember this when you're having a bad I can't wait I can't wait till he has a bad day and he's clearly showing it right I'm gonna go in on him you're gonna be waiting a while he never shows it he will believe that crack he will obviously one day you'll have a bad day nope hippie 99 years old in the in the nursing home you aren't slightly a bad guy I'm gonna slash his tires you know at least you can buy spares I am terrible for like if someone's like whatever especially like my sister she's having a bad day she calls me out I like I but did you shit yourself no then it's all good no it all depends on the situation why it's a bad day if you bloody shoot yourself yeah then it is what it is you could have pissed yourself as well it depends on the but would you love but would you but if somebody was ill what if somebody to say for instance somebody had lost their arm but I know was going I can't deal with it I can't deal with not having an arm anymore would you say well you have got another one as a person with two arms would you say that to somebody wouldn't that situation no but that's what I'm saying it depends on the situation it does depend on the situation so like if your tires gone flat but you say this somebody's going through a crisis in their life where they've lost their job right and they've got they've got bills coming out and they're about to lose their house and their wife fucked off because they don't got a job no more and you turn around and go well as long as you got your health yeah I mean but hey you know what I mean and there you go enjoy your own see that's true ain't it alright should we move on yeah um you wanted a rant I'll give you one so what's gonna say we done a little challenge last time when I beat you at arm wrestle did I beat you at darts as well I'll beat you twice so it's 2 nil so we did we all know the truth we need an actual like scorecard for things yeah we all know the truth Abigail what can you remember the last ones that people sent for cause we done this before do you wanna maybe try and find the old ones as well um cause we put what would you like to see in our new Kieran versus Pete series they're trying to turn it into a Aaron Blythe said a Marathon there is no way I'm running health problems alright health problems I can't run a Marathon if I run a Marathon I'll probably die so I got I got I got heart problems if it could be worse well ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nice one yeah Brandon MC Alistair oh God Soggy Biscuit Robbie Google this if you don't know already I love its aimed at Robbie do you know what Soggy Biscuit is Robbie I do yes for you Abi I've made the mistake of googling it yesterday alright so if anybody doesn't know what Soggy Biscuit is oh right Abigail you didn't know what it was to do is to do with private boys schools right and a competition where you race to make that biscuit soggy it's when you leave your biscuit in too long and whoever comes Last Eats the biscuit that's so funny Abigail didn't know she googled it when she see the comment come through absolute caveman haha go on Pete next one uh Lawton Tubes Bear Grylls Survival Camp please I'd like to do that we could do it at the back oh yeah we could do that yeah we get a tent can find some berries to eat we've already shared a hotel together drink some I don't know drink some skunk piss or whatever out is that the back there eat a hedgehog it's got to be some hedgehogs badges and foxes we had someone come over there earlier before you got here and he took somehow the lights are coming on apparently between 6 and what time is it
six PM and 12:00am Friday the sun is a fox no it's like in the building someone took the photos on the weekend in the building what's happening there then it's probably a ghost is it Casper yeah ha ha ha or the lights just on the timer they're just normal all lights huh Chris Raddock put belly buster challenge at a local caf like Dinos in Crayford now I like that but I've got to be careful of the saturate fats because of me huh what did you say you had the weekend haha bloody breakfast yeah today a lot of crap on the way gonna be babe be honest though I've not got um coronary heart disease I've just got cardiomyopathy have you heard that from yet did I took no not yet no went for an MRI scan the other day didn't I went for anymore just need to sort your food out and you'll be fine yeah but to be fair my arteries ain't blocked well I never was do you know what I mean I never had coronary heart disease yeah but I had heart failure I had heart failure right yeah I know I've got to sort it out don't get me wrong I've stayed here for 15 years yes I eat steak and yes I eat a load of fat I keep seeing these videos you went to McDonald's the other day did he lots his eggs does it apparently their their beef is 100% beef so he said if I was gonna buy something I'd just buy a beef Patty I can't believe they sell them on their own what you can literally just buy the burger on its own what McDonald's yeah can you can you yeah so next time buy that and a bottle of water might do that yeah imagine that somebody said the other day I think my bird said the other day if you get like a um if you buy a large Big Mac meal right there's more calories in a large Big Mac meal but with drink chips and a Big Mac then there is actually buying two Big Macs so I eaten 2 Big Macs is less calories than eating a Big Mac meal that chips and drinks bad this is some health advice for you just eat two Big Macs and not the meal I just shows you that these diet drinks are bad for you mate they're terrible when they terrible everything with fizz anything like that is so bad terrible we should just drink the water that is really clean in this country right go on right wobbly Bob plumbing Carolina Reaper what the hell it's the hottest chilli ah right I wouldn't do that she's actually make chilli just a man cry or sir strumming what's that fact checks the Baltic Sea herring which has been a staple of northern Swedish cuisine since 16th century keeps on fermenting once it's tinned so much so the tin bulges from all the pugn acid gagged already at work it's banned by most airlines as an explosion risk it's effectively illegal outside of Sweden yeah Bob I don't think we'll be doing that one um I feel we'll be leaving that one because um I was gagging the other what was that gagging at the other week you talking about something what was it help me put my hand down the toilet no not that there was something you said before that you ate didn't you and it was old sausage roll it was a Seattle tumor or something on it was disgusting uh uh gone gone gardenscape Wiltshire hot wings I do hot wings not problem what from Nando's yeah whatever mate I'll do them EZ build and maintain chili challenge I can provide the spice and venue I'm up for a challenge with this chili stuff I don't know I don't remember he only eats korma you might lose that one let's do it where do you see people like down in milk and stuff like I don't want that feeling oh mate it'd be funny though wouldn't it can you imagine the content of it did you think we should do like a series of challenges rather than one a week yeah we do three chilli challenges no we do one we gotta do one one hot challenge you know me okay one hot challenge one hot challenge one physical challenge one physical challenge and one mental challenge yeah or is that the physical one might be both the mental challenge might be across all all challenges to be quite fair yeah found the old ones sorry found the old ones alright cool what they got five large Mackie milkshakes each who can drink all of we're just talking about this with a time limit of 15 minutes do you know what I could do that but McDonald's milkshakes they're like lard didn't they that's all they are is lard can we cut this he said I can do it so let's get him to do it let's see if he can do it I can do that was it five huh five in 15 minutes I could do that five what five large McDonald's milkshake alright after this I'm gonna order it that could be quite difficult I'm gonna order it after this are you gonna do it no but that's the challenge we both got to give up being healthy that's the challenge uh what else is the other challenge you just wanna kill me off in here or we gonna get a belly buster or who can punch the punching machine hardest sorry I've won that oh I've won that mate done any punching you don't know I'm wrestle mate I win that believe me I've I've got my my punch mate I'll put him through the wall what's the next one see my wrestling now he might win that he might win that next one swords in the toilet haha well I see I see him the other week right so so when we stayed in this hotel right don't say he walked out the bar he was in the shower and I thought this would be funny so I took me clothes off right stark Bullock naked and as he walked out he laughed at me right so then when I've gone in the shower he's turned the light off while I'm in the shower so in the dark I nearly fell over and smashed my head open I got video then when I came out right off the shower I've walked in and he's doing a headstand on the bed naked so I see the underside of his penis I think I'm the only one you've seen the underside of his penis did you know about that he thought it was private oh yeah no yeah I see it and I was like why would I tell everyone that what was I worried about oh dear oh dear I won that one um whatever ones we got Abigail eating chocolate challenge uh eating a 20 kilogram toblerone I think any eating challenge is I'm gonna win to be honest if I will win them but I'll take them on if you want me to skydiving maybe it would be good to do eating challenge in a physical challenge just to try and burn the eating challenge off yeah that's a good idea wouldn't it that'd be a good idea wouldn't it I think we should go to the gym after this secret mate I wanna see you flat out mate where we gonna go well yeah I say it's not pretty sight it's not pretty sight I do lifting try lifting or whatever pulling lifting weight challenge they're gonna have to go skydiving yeah fuck that it's not really a challenge it's not really a challenge in it it's that is just a dare in it have you done it before well neither of us are gonna win that have you done it unless one of us dies of course which then we won't do anymore go on say that again have you done it no have you done it no if there's a time in hesitation I'll just jump I think I'll be scared now hey we forgot to put a shoe on ha ha ha ha ha ha ugh deal OK so who can hang the longest from a pull up bar he's gonna win that ain't he I'll try we'll do that one that can be the physical one longest plank what we could do is he's gonna win that and all we need go to the gym in Crayford do these and then go have a belly buster after yeah we could do that what today nah oh I meant to be leaving soon oh it's meant to be raining all day I gotta do a boiler service later um right on that note now are we finishing it don't leave me Pete well are we done you gotta go you know a man's gotta go to Silverstone no brandshatch it Silverstone but it's raining all day so might not my uncle's got an open top car so it's not gonna be the best oh take you take take you take yourself the umbrella have a bath in the car I watch place I watch Place Academy free at the weekend is anyone seen that I mean to know when you watch film right and now I like Police Academy 1 I still like that film but Police Academy 3 I used to love that film so and I watched it a week and I thought what was this pile of pony that I used to like and enjoy I felt it was so pathetic I was like god I used to enjoy this stuff I don't know why I went there but I just did lots of thing don't worry I needed to fault to tell you that but yeah um what we wrap it up then anything else to say thanks for joining us on off the job overtime and then go off key a bit off script but there's a few rants in there you might be able to take something away of it and say yeah he's got a point there and Kieran is a bit of a dick with what he thinks um but uh nah we're alright we're good yeah I don't know ranting now rambling rambling I literally just stayed silent Peter toe but come and see us up fix next week yeah cause that's when it is right yeah is it next week yes we'll be yeah see you soon fix up 9th of October anyway theatre of dreams would it would it be next week if oh yeah shut Robbie just press the just press the just press the buttons stay quiet thank you for all your 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